Empathy Box

From the chorus to the Berlin song “Sex”:

Man: I’m a man
Girl: I’m a goddess
Man: I’m a man
Girl: Well I’m a virgin
Man: I’m a man
Girl: I’m a blue movie
Man: I’m a man
Girl: I’m a bitch
Man: I’m a man
Girl: I’m a geisha
Man:I’m a man
Girl: I’m a little girl
Man: I’m a man
Girl: I’m a boy
Man: I’m a man
Girl: Well I’m your mother
Man: I’m a man
Girl: I’m a one night stand
Man: I’m a man
Girl: Am I bi
Man: I’m a man
Girl: I’m a slave
Man: I’m a man
Girl: I’m a little girl
Man + Girl: And we make love together…

Somehow the girl gets to be all this kinky shit, but the guy is just like “I’m a man”.

Quick question: if your last name was Mountjoy would you really go by “Dick” instead of “Richard”? You would if you were California State Senate candidate and self-proclaimed “Immigration Control Consultant” Dick Mountjoy. His website asks that you add him to your prayer list. I am not the church-going type, but I am thinking that would be an awkward moment, “Dear lord we ask that you bless Dick Mountjoy…”